Random Thoughts

These are all random thoughts I’ve had over the last week or so. Each of them at the time sparked a moment of “I could write about that” before getting buried in the medium and rush of the day:

  • In what parallel universe does Autocorrect live where anyone ever says I Live You as a common sequence of words?
  • Why is it that whenever I see an Addison Lee vehicle, it is cutting me up, cutting someone else up, performing a dangerous manoeuvre or on at least three occasions all three at once?
  • Is it actually possible for someone to resist going “do do do-do-do” when the sound “mnah mnah” is made by anyone
  • What will my brain beat me up about next when it comes to my relationships?
  • Why do I have such an instinctive revulsion when it comes to selling myself in an interview and yet I can wax lyrical about myself in conversation with people I’ve never even met before?

Ugh. The beatings will continue until morale improves…

About Tim Maidment

Writer, House Husband, Library Person, Raconteur, Poly, Queer and Bon Vivant. You were expecting something simple?
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