“I was looking in the travel books, and I can’t find anything about Seville.”

“Where?”

“Seville? You know, Spain?”

“Are you sure you were looking in the right place?”

“Where else might it be? Have we got a display?”

“No, Cookery?”

“What? Cookery? Like famous recipes as a travelogue?”

“Certainly, though probably about preserves.”

“Preserves?

“You know, like marmalade?”

“Marmelade?”

“Yeah, Seville Oranges.”

“No! I meant the place!”

“”Where?”

“Seville!”

“The oranges?”

“No – oh wait, you swine! Give over!”

Inspired by a conversation at work today