“I was looking in the travel books, and I can’t find anything about Seville.”
“Where?”
“Seville? You know, Spain?”
“Are you sure you were looking in the right place?”
“Where else might it be? Have we got a display?”
“No, Cookery?”
“What? Cookery? Like famous recipes as a travelogue?”
“Certainly, though probably about preserves.”
“Preserves?
“You know, like marmalade?”
“Marmelade?”
“Yeah, Seville Oranges.”
“No! I meant the place!”
“”Where?”
“Seville!”
“The oranges?”
“No – oh wait, you swine! Give over!”
Inspired by a conversation at work today