10 Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work

  1. You develop a Repetitive Strain Injury from playing Solitaire.
  2. You’ve actually figured out a way to get Gilligan off that island.
  3. People only come into your office to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
  4. To exercise your creative side, you knit a computer cosy.
  5. No longer content with merely photo-copying your butt, you now scan it and enhance it with Photoshop.
  6. You create an on-going e-mail dialogue with your computer at home.
  7. After months of taking frequent breaks, you now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarves.
  8. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
  9. The 18-hole par 3 mini-golf course in your office.
  10. The 4th Division of Paper clips has overrun the Push-pin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.

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